fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Number XV - Xaboma

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

floralgreen:

if you think you’re funny by telling me to go “back to the kitchen” and “make you a sandwich” i’m going straight to the kitchen, grabbing two slices of bread, and shitting in between them and then shoving it down your fucking throat

u feel me